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Once upon a time, there was a girl called Red Hood. She loved to ride, and could do it on almost any animal: horse, mule, donkey, ass, cow, bull, ox, buffallo... Once she even rode a wolf. That is why she was called Red Riding Hood.
One day she met a handsome young man called Robin, who fell in love with Red and asked her to marry him. Red, however, was a feminist. She refused to get married because she would then have to change to the husband's name. But Robin was so deeply in love with Red that he agreed to change to her name. He became Robin Hood. Which was just as well, because Robin's surname happened to be Skeleton. Imagine being called Red Skeleton after marriage.
After they were married for seven years, Robin began to get interested in another woman, whose name was Maid Marian. However, as soon as she discovered the relation, Red Riding Hood got rid of Maid Marian, in no time at all: It is advantageous to have a wolf in your stable, you know.
Robin was also quite expert in getting rid of people, but shooting people with English longbows is not easy and requires much practice. Later at Agincourt, the English used longbows to knock heavily armoured French knights off their horses and then slaughtered them on the ground. It was quite a complicated job coordinating the bowmen and the infantry. So much simpler to get a friendly wolf and say "bite".
At the time of Robin Hood, King Richard the Lionheart was away on the Crusades, and King John was governing the country. He governed so badly that the nobles rebelled, and forced him to sign the Magna Carta. Unfortunately, Robin and Red could not read very much; they certainly could not read Latin. That is why they never discovered what the Magna Carta said.
In addition to going to the Holy Land and France to fight, the English were also trying to conquer Ireland at the time. I guess they wanted to suppress all those Irish jokes. Since the Irish were poor, they would have been quite happy if Robin went and robbed a few rich French or Saracen noblemen, and then gave the money to the Irish. However, there is no historical evidence that Robin actually did this. I think he was busy robbing rich Englishmen and giving the money to poor Englishmen, and did not get around to diversification and regionalization.
A lot of family businesses have this kind of problem. Their personal decision- making traditions cause difficulties in running large modern operations and competing on the international market. In fact, the English set up Oxford University so that ambitious young people like Robin and Red can get MBA degrees and learn to run their businesses better.
Robin and Red were so successful that they were given titles by the English court. That is why you hear of the Red Baron, the Red Army, etc. However, that is another story...

The Legacy of Dracula

Traditions are valuable. Wisdoms of the past generations come down in order to provide guidance to later lives.
Vlad the Impaler, or Dracula as he is later known, was a Transylvanian nobleman. He loved to have blood in his diet, especially the blood of young maidens. Every night of his life, he went around the Central European countryside, looking for fresh supplies. Frequently, he would jump into other people's houses, in order to bite the necks of the girls whose blood he liked.
Today a Dane called St Nicholas, also known as Santa Claus, carries on this tradition of country roaming and house entering. He too is very fond of the young. However, living in a scientific age, he is more concerned with hygiene. Instead of engaging in close bodily contact and unsupervised blood transfusion, he only hands out presents and greetings, but the blood-loving tradition of Dracula is preserved in the colour of Santa's suit.
A native of Holland, known as the Flying Dutchman, inherits the romantic spirit of Dracula. He searches around the four seas for his lost love, operating under the notion that salvation will come to him only when he finds love. In addition to his possession of modern shipbuilding and navigation technologies, his replacement of the concrete entity of "blood" by the more abstract concept of "love", reflects an important advance in human thinking.
However, it was the Chinese who developed Dracula's world view in the most practical directions. They discovered good ways of preparing blood for gourmet cusine. One first adds salt and vinegar to blood and gives it time to set, after which it may be sliced like soft bean curd and added to a variety of dishes. The famous Szechuan Sour and Chilli Soup, for example, contains blood as an essential ingredient.
Perhaps China should export Sour and Chilli Soup to Romania. It could find a very profitable market there. Hu Jintao would be pleased about the success of economic liberalization.
Such a pity Dracula did not live to see all this progress and advance. Being a frequent user of contaminated blood, he died of AIDS, right at the dawn of the century of enlightenment. R.I.P.

Beethoven

Beethoven was a great composer. A composer is a person who writes music. When someone asked him: "Why don't you listen to music instead? It is more enjoyable and relaxing." Beethoven replied: "I am deaf."
To show you how great a musician Beethoven is, someone once compared him to Bach and Beatles. As all the young people of the world would agree, anyone in the same category as Beatles must be very good. It puts him just a small step below Michael Jackson, who, after all, is unique: Beethoven was never hospitalized for getting his hair burnt or charged with child molesting. However, he will have to run hard to catch up with Madonna, who knows a lot about important human activities like religion and sex. Beethoven was not very good at writing about those.
I remember Barbara Cartland once advised aspiring young writers: "A popular novel must involve beauty, sex, royalty, religion, mystery, excitement..." Taking her advice, a fledgeling novelist wrote the following story:

"The lovely young princess exclaimed: 'Holy Moses! I am
pregnant. How the devil did it happen?'"

Obviously, Madonna benefitted from Cartland's experience, but Beethoven did not.
But Bach surely did. He once wrote something about St Mathew's Passion. Why he prefers to talk about someone else's passion, instead of his own, I dont really understand, but then, I have never worked as a church organist like he did. Nor did I ever live in places like Leipzig, which, I was told, was part of East Germany. I tried to look up East Germany in the maps, but the librarian said it has ceased to exist as a country. No wonder Bach's music is no longer popular. His whole country disappeared and he lost his audience. I am sure it affected his CD sales.
But come back to Beethoven. What a pity Beethoven never tried to write music about his passion. By putting his personal experiences into music, he could have achieved something much greater than Eroica Symphony and Moonlight Sonata. Just imagine the kind of exciting stuff Madonna could produce with erotica, moonlight and all that. If only she was born earlier, she could even have written Silent Night, but being born too late to begin it, Silent Night is like Madonna's Unbegun Symphony.
It was said that Beethoven hated being compared to Beatles, Michael Jackson or Madonna. It made him turn in his grave. In fact, people passing by his grave heard music coming out backwards. They were puzzled about what was going on and so opened the grave up to take a look. What did they find? He was in there, de-composing.
I guess this is how all musicians, and all non-musicians, eventually end up. R.I.P.

Hamlet

Hamlet was a prince of Denmark, and Denmark is a country famous for its meat products. Among the various meat products exported by Denmark is the Danish ham, which is preserved pork leg meat.
A hamlet is a small ham, just as a piglet is a baby pig, and a cutlet is a small cut made by a small knife. Like century eggs that grow into the black chickens commonly used by the Chinese to cook a nutritious soup, hamlets, given careful nurturing and constant attention, would grow into big and tasty hams.
For example, once upon a time there was a small fishing hamlet near Malaya called Singapore; it developed into a big and modern metropolis. This is an exciting case of a Hamlet growing up to become a Ham!
To make a ham, chemicals like salt, potassium nitrate and monosodium glutamate are added to a leg of pork, in order to bring out the nice taste of the meat and prevent it from rotting. Consuming excessive amounts of ham could be harmful as these chemicals damage your body and mind, besides causing indigestion, obesity and clogged arteries.
Legend has it that Prince Hamlet, after eating a meal of ham, century eggs and black chicken soup, hallucinated of seeing his dead father King Ham, who asked him to kill his uncle King Ham II. Hamlet, as well as his girlfriend, ended up dead also. I think one died of anorexia, and the other of bullimia. King Ham II was the only person in the story to die of a more natural kind of death for a medieval king: he was pierced in the heart by Hamlet's sword.
The moral of this story is that we should all exercise moderation in eating. When faced with a sumptuous meal, we must think twice and ask ourselves "to feed or not to feed", especially if the meal includes ham.
To eat or not to eat, that is the question, as Hamlet says so profoundly.

Hairy Potter and the Golden Chamberpot

Once upon a time there was a boy with long hair who learned to do pottery; people called him Hairy Potter. He was most proficient in making and repairing chamberpots.
As you know, chamberpots are used to hold urine, and urine contains salt and is corrosive. If you use base metals like copper or iron, the pots would soon rust and develop holes. This is why Hairy Potter invented the golden chamberpot: Gold does not rust, and his chamberpots lasted a lifetime. In fact, they can be passed from generation to generation, and were family heirlooms.
Soon, it became fashionable to collect antique chamberpots, and to study how their designs evolved over the centuries since Hairy Potter first invented them. You immediately notice a difference in the shape after a bi-sexual version was developed - previously, chamberpots were only used by women, because the men were able to go out at night and pass urine in the street, and did not require internally deployed hamberpots like women needed. However, after the invention of beer, men often developed an urgent need to pass urine at night, too hurried (and too drunk) to go out to do it. The bisexual version of the chamberpot also reduced road deaths, since men concentrating on the effort of passing in the street were often knocked down by passing carriages and horse riders.
Not long ago, scientists were able to invent new types of material that are equally corrosion resistent but lighter weight and less expensive than gold. This has made chamberpots, whether unisex or single sex, accessible to the masses. Even people who can afford golden chamberpots now prefer to buy ceramic or acrylic based products. Recently, there was a new institute named after Hairy Potter established in Singapore, to study consumer behaviour with chamberpots and related products. It shows the vital place chamberpots hold in modern society.

Alexander the Great

Alexander conquered the whole of the known world with just a small army from Greece. He was never defeated in battle. What accounted for his greatness? He wanted to prove himself to be better than his father Philip, because he loved his mother and looked upon his father as competition. This is called Oedipus Complex.
But Alexander was bisexual, as it was fashionable to be at the time. So he also loved his father and hated his mother. This is called the Oedipus Second Complex, since Oedipus drove his mother, who was also his wife, to commit suicide, after killing his father and usurping the throne of Thebes. Alexander did not go so far; he only managed to run away from his mother by marching all the way to India, till his soldiers got tired of fighting elephants and refused to go further. Alexander soon died - the disappointment was too much for him - without even leaving behind a living heir to succeed him - he had no desire to pass on his problems to the next generation. aFoundation Cuteslutwhore G Camera%20inside%20vagina%20videos 2 Ru %D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%BD%D1%82 %D0%BD%D0%B0 %D0%B0%D0%B2%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8 %D0%B0%D0%B2%D1%82%D0%BE%D1%81%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B7 %D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BC%D0%BE %D0%B0%D0%B2%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%BC%D0%B8 Cute Slut Whore .. - jokesb Babe x Vibrator Hot Cute Slut Whore fFoundation Cuteslutwhore G Camera%20inside%20vagina%20videos 2 Ru %D1%80%D0%B5%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%BD%D1%82 %D0%BD%D0%B0 %D0%B0%D0%B2%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%BC%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%B8%D0%BB%D0%B8 %D0%B0%D0%B2%D1%82%D0%BE%D1%81%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B7 %D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BC%D0%BE %D0%B0%D0%B2%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B0%D1%80%D0%BC%D0%B8 Cute Slut Whore .. - jokesh u Cute Slut Whore Cute Slut Whore